Stop Being Such a Kiss-ass, Will Ya?!!

Everyone knows this person. You know, the one who sucks up to everyone. Just relax and be yourself and, maybe, someone will surprise you and like you, just the way you are. There's nothing worse that a woman, who is so desperate to win the love and affection of a man, by kissing his ASS!! It's nice to want to show the object of your affection that you're interested in things they like, or just their life in general. What is not cool, in my opinion, is to totally lose yourself. Lose everything that makes you an individual. You start talking like them, you get yourself situated in every aspect of the person's life. Suck up to their friends and family. Just basically becoming a brainless groupie! Does anyone really enjoy such a person? Is it just me? It's like the person is perfect, they love what you love. They think what you think. They worm their way into the lives of your friends, to win brownie points. All to make sure they secure their place. Going overboard on the complements. Always having a comment from the peanut gallery. Sticking their nose in any business that involves the person they're obsessing over. Even when it doesn't concern them. It's kinda like the movie, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Only in this movie, the character was doing all she could to turn the guy off, on purpose. Just your average things that drive a man away. That was comedy, in real life, it's not funny! It's a little demeaning. My friend, has women in his life that do this publicly. I'm so embarrassed for these women, because he laughs at them. Calls them crazy or stalkers. If you ask me, he's the crazy one, cause he eats it up. He keeps them around, probably to feed his big fat ego. I say shame, shame, shame. Stop being such a kiss-ass, will ya?